The Safety Guy: Printing My Blogs

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Printing My Blogs

Some of my readers asked for a print option some time ago, which was nicely accomplished by using a HP Print widget. Unfortunately, I just received notice that HP is discontinuing this option for us bloggers.

Until I find a suitable replacement compatible with my blog, I have added a blog subscription option to the right side frame of this blog. It's not a bad idea to have one available anyway, so feel free to add a subscription to "The Safety Guy" if you wish.

Otherwise, check back and visit us regularly. I am continuing to search the news and web for safety news and issues for home and business safety. Thank you all for your support.

The Safety Guy

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Sunday, August 17, 2008

Printing My Blogs

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